August 5thFive Minutes on Friday #35
LAUGHTER AS BENEDICTION - THE HUMOUR ISSUE
Wish I’d Said That!
Remember, if you suppress laughter, you'll end up with a hardening of the attitudes.
Michael Kerr via Velia Watts
Religious ritual is a way of putting jumper cables on people’s souls.
Rabbi Hillel Goelman
Kissing don’t last: cooking does!
George Meredith
Bloopers, Boggles, Typos and Stuff –
*Zoë McNair at the lunch table: “For health and strength and daily feud, we give you thanks O God.”
* We are grateful for the help of those who cleaned up the grounds around the church building and the pastor.
* We are pleased to announce the installation of a second font in the back of the church, so that now babies can be baptized at both ends."
* We pray that our people will jumble themselves.
Bottom of the Barrel – This is from Robert "Bob" Bates (MD Doctor of mirth) who lives in Florence, Massachusetts.
Alice Grayson was to bake a cake for the Baptist Church Ladies' Group in Tuscaloosa , but forgot to do it until the last minute. She remembered the morning of the bake sale and after rummaging through cabinets, found an angel food cake mix and quickly made it while drying her hair, dressing, and helping her son pack for Scout Camp.
When Alice took the cake from the oven, the center had dropped flat and the cake was horribly disfigured.
“Oh dear,” she muttered to herself. “here is not time to bake another cake.”
This cake was important to Alice because she did so want to fit in at her new church and in her new community of friends. So being inventive, she looked around the house for something to build up the center of the cake. Alice found it in the bathroom – a roll of toilet paper. She plunked it in and covered it with icing. Not only did the finished product look beautiful, it looked perfect.
Before she left the house to drop the cake by the church and head for work, Alice woke her daughter Amanda and gave her some money and specific instructions to be at the bake sale the moment it opened at 9:30 and to buy the cake and bring it home.
When Amanda arrived at the sale, she found the attractive, perfect cake had already been sold. She grabbed her cell phone and called her mom. Alice was horrified – she was beside herself. Everyone would know! What would they think? She would be ostracized, talked about, and ridiculed! All night, Alice lay awake in bed thinking about people pointing fingers at her and talking about her behind her back.
The next day, Alice promised herself she would try not to think about the cake and would attend the fancy luncheon/bridal shower at the home of a fellow church member and try to have a good time. Alice did not want to attend because the hostess was a snob who more than once had looked down her nose at Alice because she was a single parent and not from the founding families of Birmingham.
But, having already RSVP'd, she couldn't think of a believable excuse to stay home. The meal was elegant, the company was definitely upper crust old South but to Alice's horror, the cake in question was presented for dessert! Alice felt the blood drain from her body when she saw the cake!
She started out of her chair to tell the hostess all about it, but before she could get to her feet, the Mayor's wife said, 'What a beautiful cake!'
Alice still stunned, sat back in her chair when she heard the hostess say, “Thank you! I baked it myself!”
Alice sat back in her chair and smiled. “God is good.” [Thanks to Ralph Milton at Rumours for these]
SUNDAY – Matthew 14.1-21
This week we begin a series entitled FAITH AND FOOD. In her book, Not Counting Women and Children, Megan McKenna says this about discipleship and food:
“Discipleship is always lived in the shadow of politics, and in awareness of the economic realities of food, health care, and the human dignity of vast throngs of people in the world who live in need. Seeing those needs must inform all that we do: our prayers, our relations with Jesus and with one another.”
For Reflection
As Matthew tells the story, it's filled with oppositions and contrasts:
- Jesus withdrew to be alone ... But a great crowd followed him
- It was a deserted place ... But it became an abundant place
- The disciples said, "Send the people away." ... Jesus said, "You give them something to eat."
- We have only five loaves & two fish ... Yet more than 5000 ate with 12 baskets left over.
https://youtu.be/IvD0XJzOWQ4 - I am the bread of life